We Don't Talk About Fatty

Song parody of We Don't Talk About Bruno by Adassa

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We don't talk about Fatty Patty, no
We don't talk about Fatty, but
It was my wedding day (It was our wedding day)
We were getting ready
And there wasn't a cloud in the sky (no clouds allowed in the sky)
Fatty walks in with a mischievous grin (thunder)
You telling this story or am I?
I'm sorry, mi vida, go on
Fatty says, "It looks like rain" (why did he tell us?)
In doing so, he floods my brain
Abuela, get the umbrellas
Married in a hurricane
What a joyous day but anyway
We don't talk about Fatty Patty, no
We don't talk about Fatty
Hey, grew to live in fear of Fatty stuttering or stumbling
I can always hear him sort of eating his favorite food
I associate him with the sound of falling food, ch ch ch
It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling
Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
A seven-foot wide, stomach to the floor
When he calls your name it all fades to orange
Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your skin (hey)
 
We don't talk about Fatty Patty, no
We don't talk about Fatty (we don't talk about Fatty)
He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead (no, no)
He told me he'd grow a gut and just like he said (no, no)
He said that all my food would disappear
Now, look at my bowl (no, no)
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read
He told me that the life of my dreams
Would be promised and someday be mine
He told me that my power would grow
Like the grapes that thrive on the vine (Óye, Mariano's on his way)
He told me that the man of my dreams
Would be just out of reach
Betrothed to another
It's like I hear him, now
Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you (It's like I hear him, now)
I hear him, now
 
Um, Fatty
Yeah, about that Fatty
I really need to know about Fatty
Gimme the truth and the whole truth, Fatty
(Isabela, your boyfriend's here)
Time for dinner
A seven-foot wide, stomach to the floor
It was my wedding day (It was our wedding day)
We were getting ready
And there wasn't a cloud in the sky (when he calls your name it all fades to black)
Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (Fatty walks in with a mischievous grin)
You telling this story or am I?
Óye, Mariano's on his way
Fatty says, "It looks like rain" (seven-foot wide)
In doing so, he floods my brain
Married in a hurricane (he's here)
Don't talk about Fatty
Why did I talk about Fatty?
Not a word about Fatty
I never shoulda brought up Fatty

Written by: Zoe & Ryder

Submitted on: January 18, 2022

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