Everyone is getting Covid

Song parody of Everyone She Knows by Kenny Chesney

Everyone she knows is gettin' covid
All the girls who used to get around
Cut their hair up to their shoulders
Spend all their Sundays sober now
And everyone she knows is getting covid
They got tired of fightin' with the clock
And their mama's always askin'
If she's ever gonna get it too
She's bored with all the boys
And the men are too damn old
She's sick of winter germs
But the winter's just too cold
She's a Marilyn in blue jeans
With a touch of Jackie O
She's stuck between seventeen
And everyone she knows
Everyone she knows
Everyone she knows is buyin' houses
Even though their husbands don't come home
Don't call their exes up to fix it
If they do, they don't admit it, no, no, no
Everyone she knows is gettin' healthy
She still smokes a couple when she drinks
But the bars are gettin' harder
They don't ever card her
She's bored with all the boys
The men are too damn old
She's sick of summer love
But the winter's just too cold
She's a Marilyn in blue jeans
With a touch of Jackie O
She's stuck between seventeen
And everyone she knows
Everyone she knows
She goes out on Saturday night
If she comes home late, she don't have to fight
And she thinks, "Ain't got it all, but I got it alright"
And for a minute she's glad that she ain't like
Everyone she knows
She's bored with all the boys
The men are too damn old
She's sick of summer love
But the winter's just too cold
She's a Marilyn in blue jeans
With a touch of Jackie O
She's stuck between seventeen
And everyone she knows
Everyone she knows
Everyone she knows
Everyone she knows
Everyone she knows

Written by: Ann Battista

Submitted on: December 28, 2021

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