| Steve and Brianna met in Happy Valley |
| College days at Penn State |
| Philly boy lands a Bellefonte girl, wait this story is great |
| After graduation |
| Steve got a job, he was kind of a celebrity |
| Lot of late nights at the Pita Pit, they called him Pita Steve! |
| It wasn't two weeks after Bri met Steve |
| They were hanging out all the time |
| She'd put on dark glasses or long sleeved blouses |
| Or make-up to cover a bruise |
| Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce |
| And she let the law take it from there |
| But Earl walked right through that restraining order |
| And put her in intensive care |
| Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta |
| On a red eye midnight flight |
| She held Wanda's hand as they worked out a plan |
| And it didn't take 'em long to decide |
| That Earl had to die, goodbye Earl |
| Those black-eyed peas, they tasted alright to me, Earl |
| You're feelin' weak? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl |
| Ain't it dark wrapped up in that tarp, Earl |
| The cops came by to bring Earl in |
| They searched the house high and low |
| Then they tipped their hats and said, thank you ladies |
| If you hear from him let us know |
| Well the weeks went by and spring turned to summer |
| And summer faded into fall |
| And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all |
| So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand |
| Out on highway 109 |
| They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam |
| And they don't lose any sleep at night, 'cause |
| Earl had to die, goodbye Earl |
| We need a break, let's go out to the lake, Earl |
| We'll pack a lunch, and stuff you in the trunk, Earl |
| Is that alright? Good! Let's go for a ride, Earl |
Hello Steve??
Song parody of Goodbye Earl by The Country Dance Kings
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Written by: Seesters
Submitted on: October 11, 2021
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