| Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not drain freon |
| But I'm only going to get this one chance. |
| Something's wrong, I can smell it |
| Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to combust, but I don't know what. |
| If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, |
| And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances. |
| You were just what the problem was. |
| I'm beginning to feel like a HVAC, HVAC. |
| All my people from the front to the back pump, back pump. |
| Now who thinks their arms are long enough to heat pump, heat pump |
| They said I rap like a tech, so call me heat tech |
| But for me to rap like a tech must be in my genes |
| I got a coil in my back pocket |
| My solenoid will go off when I half-charge it |
| Got a fat knot from that tech profit |
| Made a living and a killing off it |
| Ever since hans was still in office |
| With john mcclane powering up the compressor |
| I'm an MC still as honest |
| But as rude and indecent as all hvac, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) |
| This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop |
| You don't really wanna get into a brazing match with this rapidly high temp torch |
| So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day |
| "Hey, Fab, I'mma to cool it |
| freon coming at you at supersonic speed |
| Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm an HVAC tech |
| What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm super heating. |
| creative and I'm made of rubber |
| So that anything you short circuit will ground |
| I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating |
| How to give a tech audience a feeling like it's recovering |
| Never fading, and I know that the tech are forever waiting |
| For the day that they can say Im a pro tech |
| Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated |
| I make HVAC music, you fix coils |
| Oh, he's too cool |
| Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they braze it |
| It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hot way to fuse it |
| With rock, shock rap with dave |
| I don't know how to make units |
| I don't know what coils to use |
| Let me know when it occurs to you |
| While I’m ripping any one of these parts out |
| It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently cooling |
| How many coils i got too charge |
| But if you take into consider the condensate |
| Then you may be a little patient and careful |
| And understand the phase change of R22. why be a king when you can be a HVAC tech. happy trails hans |
HVAC TECH RAPS
Song parody of Rap God by Eminem
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Written by: john mcclane
Submitted by: HVACTECH on October 05, 2021
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