| my name is deb, I'm your waitress surprise |
| I will take your order, you do not want the fries |
| we cook them in oil, just a little bit too long |
| those were supposed to be eggs, but they cooked them wrong |
| I'm a waitress, in this diner I thrive |
| and i go home, at quarter to five |
| yeah I go home, (go home), at quarter to five |
| fuck this job, I do make some cash |
| 9 bucks an hour |
| where am I gonna put that stash |
| of amazing money, dear god it's coming out my ears |
| how long have I been here what is today thursday 14 years |
| cause I'm a waitress, in this diner I thrive |
| and i go home, at quarter to five |
| yeah I go home, (go home), at quarter to five |
| Oh, and I thrive! |
| (Yeah!) |
| Oh, and I'm a waitress, in this fucking diner I thrive |
| and I go home, at quarter to five |
| so if you don't like your food |
| well then guess what tough shit |
| you should see what I do in the kitchen, there's a chance I might spit |
| I've had it with karens, and drunk as fuck old guys |
| don't like the way I treat you |
| then fuck you guys |
| I'm a waitress, in this diner I thrive |
| and I go home (go home), at quarter to five |
| I'm a waitress, I bust my ass for you all night |
| I'll go home (go home), at quarter to five |
| it's that time, quarter to five |
| fuck you guys (fuck you guys) quarter to five |
| quarter to five, yeah, quarter to five, everyday, quarter to five, thank god its quarter to five |
Quarter To Five
Song parody of Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi
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Written by: Bill Larkin & Mandy Foxette
Submitted on: September 05, 2023
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