Velcro Wall Game With Matt Iseman

Song parody of When You First Ate An Olive by Irving Aaronson & His Commanders

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The greatest moment in television history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzElMEutn5g
You’ve all seen “Live with Kelly”, before “Mark” gave her more...
They did but once, a Velcro wall jump-fest,
With Matt Iseman, she jumped off the floor...
When she first tried the Velcro, she didn’t like the Velcro, didn’t she?
Remember how she hated the Velcro; smile, she faked it; don’t ya?
You’re asking me, I know, why they ever did this show,
But you sure saw that Matt and Kelly jumped with a “Whoa-ho!”
If you took a chance with me,
 
 
 
 
Like Velcro stuck to Kelly,
Then, maybe you’ll learn to like me!
When Matt jumped on the Velcro, he loved like hell that Velcro, didn’t he?
Remember how elated Matt was; the wall, he ate it; don’t ya?
And Anderson did try, this Velcro wall to the sky,
When Iseman beat the Ripa heat, he let out a Greek cry,
If you made me your best man, like Velcro stuck to Iseman,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Then, maybe you’ll learn to like me!
(Thanks to Bryan Wright for including the original song in his “Shellac Stack” podcast recently.)
2023 Take Two Records.
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Written by: Take Two Records

Submitted on: April 16, 2023

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