| Dear reader, |
| After close to two decades, my time on this planet has come to a close. |
| In the 17 years and one month I have spent on this planet, I have realized that the bad experiences far outnumber the good ones, and that is why I have decided to end my life. |
| Within a few days, I will no longer be alive. I intend to get to Heaven by committing suicide this week. |
| Obviously this is a very important decision, and everything must go smoothly in order for my suicide method to work. |
| I intend to deliberately choke on a piece of food, and then put a plastic bag over my head, and tie a scarf around my neck. This will ensure a quick death within minutes. |
| I have waited almost two decades for this moment. The road to get to this point has been extremely painful and weary, but my journey is almost done. |
| There is no way that I could have lived as long as I have without an interest to rely on. In my case, these have been vintage 30's songs such as “Let’s Be Thankful”. |
| There have also been many people that I have never met on this planet, but with the sacrifice of my life, I will get to eventually meet them. |
| So I want to say “thank you” to the following people: |
| Harley and Sylvia Utz, and Ernest Pusey. |
| Carole Lombard, Gloria Stuart, Doris Robbins, Sally Eilers, Loretta Young, Vera Van, and “Roxanne” from “Beat the Clock”. |
| Irving Aaronson and his Commanders, and their singers Betty Cannon, Lois Still, Dick Dixon and Skippy Carlstrom. |
| George Noory, Jim Bohannon, Gordon Deal, John Trout, Rich Valdés, Gary McNamara and Eric Harley, and Brian Kilmeade. |
| And last, but not least, George & Germaine Briant, the greatest people in human history. Thank you all for making my life so happy even during the darkest moments. |
| And so, to paraphrase the drummer Ben Pollack, in describing the end of my life, “May it please you.” |
| Goodbye! |
| ~ George&GermaineBriantFan |
George&GermaineBriantFan's Final Exit
Song parody of Flirtation Walk by Irving Aaronson & His Commanders
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Written by: George&GermaineBriantFan
Submitted on: February 01, 2023
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