| (Big Bob, big Bob) |
| Every mornin' at the Dumpster cats could see him arrive |
| He was four-foot-long and weighed about-forty-five |
| Kinda broad at the whiskers and short on the tail |
| And everybody knew Bob's claws'were ten penney nails that's big Bob |
| (Big Bob, big Bob |
| Big bad Bob (big Bob) |
| Nobody seemed to know where Bob called home |
| He just drifted into his den and stayed all alone |
| He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy |
| And if you spoke at all, you just said hi to Big John |
| Somebody said he came from New Orleans |
| Where he got in a fight over a Persian Queen |
| And a crashin' blow from a huge right paw |
| Sent a Louisiana kitty to the vet for his jaw, big Bob. |
| (Big Bob, big Bob |
| Big bad Bob (big Bob) |
| Then came the day at the end of the Ally |
| When a pit bull attacked their little Kitten Sally' |
| Kitties were prayin' and tails beat fast |
| And everybody thought that they'd meowed their last, 'cept Bob. |
| Through the blood and the screaming of this dog-made hell |
| Walked a giant of a cat that the furballs knew well |
| Bob grabbed that Pit' with his teeth like sabers', then gave out with a growl |
| And then every cat in the pack all just started to yowl he wasn't alone, big Bob |
| (Big Bob, big Bob |
| Big bad Bob (big Bob) |
| And with all of his strength he gave a mighty toss |
| then a cat yelled out "It's that dog's sorry loss!" |
| And twenty cats scrambled from a would-be grave |
| Now there's only one they rallied together to save, big Bob |
| With claws extended and all teeth bared the cats advanced |
| And the Pit Bull was scared back to the wall |
| And then crap and gas belched out of that butt |
| Everybody knew it was the end of the line for that mutt |
| (Big Bob, big Bob) |
| Big bad Bob (big Bob) |
| Now, the dogcatcher never found that worthless mutt |
| He just found his dog tag next to a piece of his butt.. |
| He wrote a few words on a handwritten sign on that Ally |
| At the end of this street lives a big, Bob Cat |
| Big Bob |
| (Big Bob, big Bob) |
| Big bad Bob (big Bob) |
| (Big Bob big bad Bob |
Big Bobcat
Song parody of Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean
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Written by: John Berry
Submitted on: September 23, 2020
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