Jeff’s Birthday song

Song parody of We Didn’T Start the Fire by Billy Joel

Sidney Lefcourt, Syl Syl too, their the ones created you.
April 20 is the date and Bow Bow we all know
Rita Ginsberg was your crush cuz she had the greatest bush
Underware to masterbate, Syl Syl should have known
Rosenberg,s, Arnie Kwart, Larry Robbins, Joel Rifkin, Ron Friedman
Ointment boy Andi and Eli, he wouldn’t eat the spinach pie
Cauliflower, obscene, Sidney had a new king
Cole slaw, cocharoach, and Constance in the vault
Derf is turning 80
All those candles
Has the birth cake burning
Derf is turning 80
No doesn’t like it
So he tries to fight it
Nazi Christmas, olive race, beverley, Roberta, Ruth Anne, what a turd
College days days, circle jerks, he came in first and third
Nemicolin, Breckenridge it was always free for me
Mountain lunch, always fine, if you made it just in time
Yeti, harry back, with the razor shaved him down
Suzie Q got involve now he goes to Asian place
Derf is turning 80
All the candles
Has the birth cake burning
Derf is turning 80
No he doesn’t like it
So he tries to fight it
Little Cock, he doesn’t care that he lost world’s fair
Sneakers, what a guy, Syl syl smacked him in the eye
On the table, where are you brother, papers in his hand
Linville Ridge, playing bridge, very proud of all his kids
Shitty grandpa, confirm, best father, till he said goodbye
Blind dates, condom, what a big no-no.
Vibrator, for Susie Q, that Christmas really blew
Derf is turning 80
All the candles
Has the birthcake burning
Derf is turning 80
No he doesn’t like it
So he tries to fight it
Sidney‘s creamers, baseball, but he hated Eileen wall
Tap dance, ballet, it was hard to stay awake
On our trip to Africa, Tanzania and Kenya
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bird attack, fake croc, Serranghetti really rocks
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Loire valley, on the bike, oh my tween didn’t like
You may, be blown away, by how I knew he was gay
Derf is turning 80
All the candles
Have his birth cake burning
Derf is turning 80
No he doesn’t like it
So he tries to fight it
Birth control, he wish he had but now he is a little glad
Mark Allen, Andrea, Jennifer he didn’t do so bad
On the cruise ship, playing bridge with his dad
Standing at the urinal, he finally knew what was in hand
All his jokes, watching golf while enjoying tootsie pops
Fantastic health, boy it’s great until it came to his prostate
Friends he has by the score, his whole family does adore
Patriarch, cpa, no hair, what else is there to say
Derf is turning 80
All the candles
Have his birth cake burning
Derfis turning 80
He doesn’t like it
So he tries to fight it
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Written by: Family

Submitted on: June 07, 2022

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