| Welcome to the minagerie |
| Have a look around |
| Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found |
| We've got mountains of artifacts |
| Some better, some cursed |
| If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the remosrsed |
| Welcome to the minagerie |
| Come and take a seat |
| Would you like to buy some trinkets or some armor for your feet? |
| There's no need to panic |
| This isn't a test, haha |
| Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest |
| Welcome to the minagerie |
| What is your alingnment? |
| Do you fight for the greater good or are you an evil dick? |
| Be lawful |
| Be neutral |
| Be a chaotic little shit. |
| We got a million different ways to align |
| Welcome to the minagerie |
| Put your coin aside |
| Here's a tip for stabing kobolds |
| Here's a vision of your friend who died |
| We got weapons, and potions, and fantasy sports |
| And a bunch of colored pencil drawings |
| Of all the different characters in wow fucking each other |
| Welcome to the minagerie |
| Hold on to your socks |
| 'Cause a random guy just kindly bought you a statue of his god |
| Its tiny and its creepy |
| He just bought you more |
| Don't run away, you know you want to adore |
| Get a man beheaded |
| Get arrested, escape |
| Sell us all your cursed items |
| Buy every book youll never read |
| buy some armor, a flying broom |
| Or put a hit out on a boomer |
| Or buy a love potion for maiden |
| Dont steal or I'll behead you |
| Here's some cursed plate mail |
| You should put it on |
| Here's why the gods said fuck you |
| Here's the power of the hells |
| Which alingnment are you? |
| Take this quirky quiz |
| Orkus sent the demons to eradicate your kin |
| Could I interest you in everything? |
| All of the time? |
| A little bit of everything |
| All of the time |
| Apathy's a tragedy |
| And boredom is a crime |
| Anything and everything |
| All of the time |
| Could I interest you in everything? |
| All of the time? |
| A little bit of everything |
| All of the time |
| Apathy's a tragedy |
| And boredom is a crime |
| Anything and everything |
| All of the time |
| You know, it wasn't always like this |
| Not very long ago |
| Just before your time |
| Right before the towers fell, circa '99 |
| This was catalogs |
| Travel blogs |
| A chat room or two |
| We set our sights and spent our nights |
| Waiting |
| For you, you, insatiable you |
| Mommy let you use her iPad |
| You were barely two |
| And it did all the things |
| We designed it to do |
| Now look at you, oh |
| Look at you, you, you |
| Unstoppable, watchable |
| Your time is now |
| Your inside's out |
| Honey, how you grew |
| And if we stick together |
| Who knows what we'll do |
| It was always the plan |
| To put the world in your hand |
| Hahaha |
| Could I interest you in everything? |
| All of the time |
| A bit of everything |
| All of the time |
| Apathy's a tragedy |
| And boredom is a crime |
| Anything and everything |
| All of the time |
| Could I interest you in everything? |
| All of the time |
| A little bit of everything |
| All of the time |
| Apathy's a tragedy |
| And boredom is a crime |
| Anything and everything |
| And anything and everything |
| And anything and everything |
| And all of the time |
Welcome to the Menagerie
Song parody of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham
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Written by: Blake
Submitted on: August 05, 2021
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