| Well I ain't never |
| Been the barbie doll type |
| No I can't swig that sweet champagne |
| I'd rather drink wine all night |
| In a tavern or in a Bowlin alley |
| Midnight strikes are great |
| I've got posters on my wall of Cheap Trick and George Straight |
| Some people look down on me |
| But I don't give a rip |
| I stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip |
| 'Cause I'm midwest woman |
| I ain't no high class broad |
| I'm just a product of my rasin' |
| And I say "OPE" and "THANK THE LAWD" |
| And I put cheese on everything, every dish and all year long |
| And I know all the words to every cool Chicago song |
| So here's to all my sisters out there baking stuff like me |
| Let me give a big "Heck Yea" from the midwest girls like me |
| Heck yeah |
| Heck yeah |
| Victoria's Secret |
| Well their stuff's real nice |
| Oh but I can buy the same dang thing on a WalMart shelf half price |
| And still look sexy |
| Just as sexy |
| As those models on TV |
| No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me |
| You might think I'm trashy |
| A little too hard core |
| But get in my neck of the woods |
| I'm just the girl next door |
| Hey I'm redneck woman |
| I ain't no high class broad |
| I'm just a product of my rasin' |
| And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" |
| And I keep my Christmas lights on my front porch all year long |
| And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song |
| So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country |
| Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| I'm redneck woman |
| I ain't no high class broad |
| I'm just a product of my rasin' |
| And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" |
| And I keep my Christmas lights on my front porch all year long |
| And I know all the words to every Ol' Bo Seafus song |
| So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country |
| Let me give a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| I said hell yeah |
Midwest Woman
Song parody of Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson
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Written by: Saunders & Saunders
Submitted on: April 28, 2021
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