Nuke Me Closer

Song parody of Closer by Chainsmoker ft. Haisley

Hey, I was in a fallout shelter before I met you.
I game too much and that's an issue
 
But I’m nuking
Hey, tell your friends was nice to roast them
But I hope I never am CG again.
I know it breaks your bones
Move to Chernobyl in a military car
 
And four years no internet
Now you look pretty in the USSR
And I I I can't nuke
No, I I I can't nuke
So brother, pull me closer
In the back-seat of your bomber
That I know, you can't afroad
Bite the RadAway on your shoulder
Pull the nuke right off your corner
 
Of the nuclear reactor
From your roommate
Back in Russia
We ain't ever getting nuked
You, look as cool as the day I met you.
I forget just why I yelled at you.
I was CG
 
Stay, play video games and drop some nukebombs
That we nuked to death in Russia , okay.
I know it breaks the universe.
Move to the city in a light speed car
And four years no memes
Now you look pretty while playing VR
And I I I can't nuke
No, I I I can't nuke
So brother, pull me closer
In the back -seat of your bomber
That I know you can't afroad
Bite the RadAway on your shoulder.
Pull the black hole right off your corner
Of the sun that you stole
From your roommate back in Russia
We ain't ever getting nuked

Written by: Arlo Jain

Submitted on: May 16, 2024

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