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Tommy





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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:59 am    Post subject: 5 reasons why Eve is better than Adam Quote         

If I thought that men were better than women, I’d be gay alright? I just think its shan that some people think because Adam was made before Eve and she ate the apple, that he is better than her.

1. The reason that Eve was made after Adam was because she was more advanced. The Playstation 2 was made after the Playstation 1, remember? That seems fairly reasonable to me. It wasn’t about the fact that God was running out of materials. He’s God, right? He could have all the materials that he wanted and needed to make something good.

2. It was Eve that told Adam to eat the apple. Therefore men just do whatever women say.

3. Because Eve had common sense, unlike Adam and God who were both men, she knew that through reproduction the population would multiply and the human race would no longer have enough room to reside inside the Garden of Eden. God really needed to let them out.

4. Eve brought the value of suffering into the world. Without that people wouldn’t have even been able to appreciate the Garden of Eden, duh.

5. Most importantly, who would want to be stuck in that garden in the nuddy all the time anyway?
Flaw





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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:54 am    Post subject: Quote         

Not how i'd ever looked at it before, but all hilariously tru. Cheers man haha
Jen





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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:07 am    Post subject: True in a way Quote         

Somewhat true, but Adam and Eve were allowed to come and go freely, but they chose to stay in the Garden of Eden because they were afraid of the real world.
xXAmandaXx





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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:21 pm    Post subject: Quote         

you make a great point i like that lol a guy with sense Smile
XxFake-smile





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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:23 am    Post subject: Quote         

OK tommy, you are one smart man
finally a man who sees the value in women, why cant there be more like you???
~*~*JDF*CLF*





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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:24 pm    Post subject: Quote         

XxFake-smileSxX wrote:
OK tommy, you are one smart man
finally a man who sees the value in women, why cant there be more like you???



ya i know right.... guys always degrade us woman because we arent as strong as them or as good as them...but we are wiser.....
XxFake-smile





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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:51 pm    Post subject: Quote         

we are wiser, we are just as good if not better, and we are stronger. i'd like to see one man give birth then i ca say they're as strong as us
~*~*JDF*CLF*





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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:00 pm    Post subject: Quote         

XxFake-smileSxX wrote:
we are wiser, we are just as good if not better, and we are stronger. i'd like to see one man give birth then i ca say they're as strong as us


thank you !!!! omg a guy has no idea how bad giving birth hurts... hte only thing they have to do is support the baby... trust me that is not half as bad as a 13 cm round head trying to go through a hole that can only go 10 cm
anna





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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:10 pm    Post subject: Quote         

adam owns the lot of you.

old lirix 4eva!!
XxFake-smile





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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:19 pm    Post subject: Quote         

exactly men dont know how good they have it. they can fuck the girl and then when she gets pregnant, they can stay and support the baby, or like in most cases they'll leave and then what? we're left alone
stfuplease





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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:11 am    Post subject: Quote         

XxFake-smileSxX wrote:
exactly men dont know how good they have it. they can fuck the girl and then when she gets pregnant, they can stay and support the baby, or like in most cases they'll leave and then what? we're left alone


how about hidden option c) don't open your legs to every fucking guy you meet?

if you're not sure whether he'll stick around, don't sleep with him. i know it's hard to wrap your head around (especially with the concept missing testicles) but it's really not that difficult to grasp.
XxFake-smile





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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:48 am    Post subject: Quote         

you are the biggest asshole i've come across on the site yet. every post really?? and i'm not like that. my legs have been and will stay crossed. i'm not a whore and i am most definately not that stupid, i'm 16.
stfuplease





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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: Quote         

XxFake-smileSxX wrote:
ur right.. my dad used to rape me which made me like dick @ a young age and now i crave it every day when i wake up... im sry but it feels good especially when the guy is 42 and im 16!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wink


hey now, some things are better left unsaid.
XxFake-smile





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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:36 pm    Post subject: Quote         

dude please stop you have no clue what you're doing. I WAS RAPED. so shut the fuck up. read those comments on the forum thread "sex" that you were being a dick to me too. maybe you'll learn something