A wise man once said that every 80's song can be put into one of three categories... ridiculous, pitiful, or so sexy that you're ashamed your Grandma was alive to hear it.... And of course, by 'a wise man' I mean some guy from Youtube.
Now, you will put that to the test! I have gathered some 80's songs for you. You will listen to them, then tell which category you think they belong to.