Heaven Is a Halfpipe (If I Die)
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If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back Now heaven would be a DJ Spinning dub all night long And Heaven would be just kickin' back With Jesus packing my bong And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too And while the world is warring We'll just sit back and laugh at you Singing If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back Now when most people think of heaven They see those pearly gates But I looked a little closer And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate" So if you wanna come to my heaven Well we're all gonna have a ball And everyone you know is welcome 'Cause we got no gates or walls Singing If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit Without the man fucking with it And then I got to the gate Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate I'm sorry friend you can't come in You gotta a list here that doesn't end You're mad 'cause I smoke dope You teaching any classes in how to cope I'll find a place to rest my head I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87' We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven You think I really care that I miss my Biology Got my education in stale fishology With all your rules you gots to chill I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz Heaven is a halfpipe If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit Without the man fucking with it If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack Without the man up on my back If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit Without the man fucking with it If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
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Written by: Mattew Meschery, John Edney, Geoff Turney
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