Song parody of
The Goat
by Don McCollom
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No one is better at being myself
I am a person of good mental health
I’ve got the answers in my little world
Problems solved with one little twirl
You can’t compete inside my head
My neurons keep flashing as I lay in bed
The visions keep working I’ll never rest
Backwards and forwards you fail the test
Inside my head I am the goat
I always win you have no vote
Truth never matters it will not float
I am the captain this is my boat
You are a villain in my simple life
I am the savior with gods biggest knife
Cutting and carving all things that I shape
I am evolved and you are an ape
Deep from within I brew up a storm
King before jester it’s time to perform
Losing a battle you’ve already lost
I am the victor at any cost
Inside my head I am the goat
I always win you have no vote
Truth never matters it will not float
I am the captain this is my boat
Relevance squandered from hiding within
Vengeance is pardoned forgiven in sin
All is forsaken and hardship endured
Things are so broken logic not heard
There is no justice if truth cannot be
Locked is the answer and I am the key
Inside a cancer of prejudice hate
More to the answer but I guard the gate
Inside my head I am the goat
I always win you have no vote
Truth never matters it will not float
I am the captain this is my boat
No one is better at being myself
I am a person of good mental health
I’ve got the answers in my little world
Problems solved with one little twirl
You can’t compete inside my head
My neurons keep flashing as I lay in bed
The visions keep working I’ll never rest
Backwards and forwards you fail the test
Inside my head I am the goat
I always win you have no vote
Truth never matters it will not float
I am the captain this is my boat
You are a villain in my simple life
I am the savior with gods biggest knife
Cutting and carving all things that I shape
I am evolved and you are an ape
Deep from within I brew up a storm
King before jester it’s time to perform
Losing a battle you’ve already lost
I am the victor at any cost
Inside my head I am the goat
I always win you have no vote
Truth never matters it will not float
I am the captain this is my boat
Relevance squandered from hiding within
Vengeance is pardoned forgiven in sin
All is forsaken and hardship endured
Things are so broken logic not heard
There is no justice if truth cannot be
Locked is the answer and I am the key
Inside a cancer of prejudice hate
More to the answer but I guard the gate
Inside my head I am the goat
I always win you have no vote
Truth never matters it will not float
I am the captain this is my boat
